Pretty Dangerously Successful
I expect no one to understand my motives. It really is no one's business to how I operate and maneuver through this life. Its also not my business to care what other people think of me... honestly do not care! Now there is a phrase I have used prophetically for the last good 3 years! Just don't care! It might come off cold and callous but a woman who has the mind to "NEVER" can be pretty dangerously successful!
I scoff at the numerous amount of times I have heard, you have so many pets. Your house is so small. You really have no career. You barely work. You wear too much makeup. You are looking for attention. You don't have a pension. You have no sense of humor. You never smile. You are no fun at all! (If I had a dollar for every time in my life I have heard that... I would have no reason to work at all! I laugh hysterically at the people who have told me this!)
Not that I need to defend any of that I will say, a child who grows up in an alcoholic environment will guess at what is fun. They will guess at what is funny. They will also gravitate very quietly at what they can love and cuddle and relate too on a deeper level of unconditional. They also develop this strange adaptation of hoarding. Not out of selfishness but out of this fondness of things that they might need. ( I have been accused of collecting pets LOL. They just soothe my soul!)
My interpretation of humor depends on the moment, the oddest of things that grab my soul. I laughed so loud- out loud at reading the "Viagra Diaries" by Barbara Brooker. (which I am on my second read of this hysterical book!) Tyler my youngest actually came out of his room to see what I was laughing at. I also laughed out loud... stupidly out loud at "A Merry Bill Murry Christmas" Did I say a stupid laugh! Or the time Raechal, my daughter and I were out for dinner eating Chinese at some local buffet a decade back and she is telling me about this boy and I swore she had said something else. My response to her was "When did Glen join the circus?" I got a deer in the headlight look and she responded, " MOM! who and what? I swore she had said some kid joined the circus! We laughed so hard we both were crying! Or I think back waayyy back, on a way to a family vacay to Branson; Jason, Raechal, my sister (pre-Tyler) and I. I was in a god awful mood, we stopped at a local gas station to get some snacks and Jason had gotten some beef jerky. Not able to open it, I said, "just use your teeth." Now that would sound reasonable but for some crazy ridiculous reason, I bust out into laughter because in my head I had this image pictured of some hillbilly with no teeth trying to eat jerky. My mind had equated some cartoon picture that I had related to the issue and our trip to Branson... I laughed so hard I couldn't talk. Then I could not stop laughing. Of course, they all had looked at me like I was nuts... but to me, it was the most hilarious of things ever! Or another favorite... Jason who was studying for a religion test back in his grade school days, we were talking bible history and I asked, "who was the kid in the basket?" The look I got was priceless!!! He says, "Mom do you mean Moses?" and finishes under his breath "the kid in the basket"... that's a good one! That is going in the book! {Our fictitious book of all of my mom-isms they have laughed at over the years} I have a sense of humor... it is though something no one understands! I am in great need of that kind of laughter!
Humor is a wonderful thing if a person can find it and relate to it! Some verbiage some think as funny only serves as dry sarcasm which I can not appreciate. Or the put-downs some find funny only to add insult to injury. The people who want to cause inflict to a sore subject because they find it funny to make fun of and the expensive of... so they can get their kicks. I have spent a lifetime of being made fun over my weight, my height, my nose and other body parts... my characteristics of being Italian and having some crazy DNA heritage. It is what it is and I have STACKED UP NICELY!
EX: The insult to injury; In an attempt (for her) to find humor and to have a "one-up" the obese gal that my ex had moved into his house {behind my back,} she had sent me this ludicrous email to attempt claim to {LOL} that to this day I crack up over! {You want to talk about being misinformed} She says, " You know people refer to you as that big nose gal that just works at that place on Broadway..."
Please tell me what was that supposed to do? Was I supposed to be insulted or scared or intimidated?
Hmmm, lets see? SMH ! NAH!
Kinda shows foolishness on her part... because she fell for the immature cackle of a bunch of bar drunks and the missed information that was purposely left out. See, I had already been educated ... college... and had studied journalism, communications, psychology and was back at studying to become a life and a business coach. Intimidation tactics or the unlikeliness of a bad joke do not work well with me, I find no humor in... especially if you yourself are an overweight obese unhealthy creature that drinks too much trying to fit in with a bunch of yahoo's that tell the same drunk humorless joke over and over. I think the laugh was on her! Especially when she sent me a few last messages (to team up with her. LOL OMG! Shall we talk immature?) after she had been thrown out, bought off and replaced by his latest fiasco an overweight, bleach-blond, stark- black, eyelined Haag.
It is the everyday life that we each live that we need to find something that makes us smile. It just makes up for the mundane reality that each of us muddles through to get by and survive with what we have to deal with. I have had many reasons to smile over the last few years. Something that I was not able to find prior to... The way I now approach life is nothing compared to what I have ever known before and the things that make me smile do not come with big price tags or fancy gifts but the simplicity in which way I approach my work, my health, my g-kids. The way I interact with my clients, my camera and how I choose to view their positions, stance and lot in life and the many things I have to smile about! OPPORTUNITY!
My house is a "temporary" small home but I smile that there is a roof over my head. The kitchen ceiling may be falling... LOL but hey the chandelier still works! I smile! I may have too many pets but I smile because no matter how I look or what kind of day I have had they are happy to greet me and remind me of how unconditional love works! I may have no pension but I smile that every day that I get to get up and make some happy choices about how I make a living. I smile about the creativity that flows in and out of my life and the inspiration I am able to offer my customers, followers and my students that purchase my classes! I smile that my style and fashion trends often pique curiosity and I am asked advice on... and often! I smile when customers and clients ask about the products I use on my hair and gladly smile when I am able to share the links in which I make money because of those products! Etc Etc Etc...
I expect no one to understand my motives. It really is no one's business to how I operate and maneuver through this life. Its also not my business to care what other people think of me... honestly do not care!
I smile often at how I choose not to need certain "things" in my life. There is a great difference in needing something or someone as to wanting something or someone... All things, I teach in any of my coaching classes. We all can choose to exist or choose to purposely live with things that make us smile. It cost nothing to put that smile across your face. It cost nothing to find humor in all situations. Laughter and smiling are contagious, It makes people want to be around you. People gravitate towards happy souls...
I am not in the business of being around people who sink me to new low levels. I am not in the business to be concerned with people who choose not to be happy or choose to keep making poor choices or staying stuck. I am not in the business of being concerned with people who depend on other people to find their place in this life!
I am in the business of teaching! I am in the business of being true to my purpose and my calling! I am in the business and would love to show you how to live your best life with everything you have gone through I will teach you how to refind your smile! Please inquire kitrynmarie@gmail.com
Learn the art of Writing/ The who, what, where, how and why!
Blogging and Branding/ Showing you the ins and outs of marketing good content
Business Coaching for Creative minded woman who wants to start a blog, a website starting etc... your own side hustle.
I also have openings for photo-shoots St. Louis mo and surrounding areas packages start at 225.00 1 outfit location of your choice (local) Up to 5 people. 2 hours.
Please visit https://kmgraphicapparelandart.weebly.com and https://kitryn-marie.weebly.com to learn more!
A woman who has the mind to "NEVER" be anything other than...can be pretty dangerously successful!
Be Happy Be Blessed!
Kitryn Marie
One of the greatest lessons I teach is there are 7 billion people in this world. How you choose to relate to any of my work depends on you. If it hits a nerve/strikes a chord only you know why! If people wanted to be written about kindly than they should have behaved better!
So smile, because people watch and they love to talk... and I usually know more than I will ever say! (maybe) ;)
I scoff at the numerous amount of times I have heard, you have so many pets. Your house is so small. You really have no career. You barely work. You wear too much makeup. You are looking for attention. You don't have a pension. You have no sense of humor. You never smile. You are no fun at all! (If I had a dollar for every time in my life I have heard that... I would have no reason to work at all! I laugh hysterically at the people who have told me this!)
Not that I need to defend any of that I will say, a child who grows up in an alcoholic environment will guess at what is fun. They will guess at what is funny. They will also gravitate very quietly at what they can love and cuddle and relate too on a deeper level of unconditional. They also develop this strange adaptation of hoarding. Not out of selfishness but out of this fondness of things that they might need. ( I have been accused of collecting pets LOL. They just soothe my soul!)
My interpretation of humor depends on the moment, the oddest of things that grab my soul. I laughed so loud- out loud at reading the "Viagra Diaries" by Barbara Brooker. (which I am on my second read of this hysterical book!) Tyler my youngest actually came out of his room to see what I was laughing at. I also laughed out loud... stupidly out loud at "A Merry Bill Murry Christmas" Did I say a stupid laugh! Or the time Raechal, my daughter and I were out for dinner eating Chinese at some local buffet a decade back and she is telling me about this boy and I swore she had said something else. My response to her was "When did Glen join the circus?" I got a deer in the headlight look and she responded, " MOM! who and what? I swore she had said some kid joined the circus! We laughed so hard we both were crying! Or I think back waayyy back, on a way to a family vacay to Branson; Jason, Raechal, my sister (pre-Tyler) and I. I was in a god awful mood, we stopped at a local gas station to get some snacks and Jason had gotten some beef jerky. Not able to open it, I said, "just use your teeth." Now that would sound reasonable but for some crazy ridiculous reason, I bust out into laughter because in my head I had this image pictured of some hillbilly with no teeth trying to eat jerky. My mind had equated some cartoon picture that I had related to the issue and our trip to Branson... I laughed so hard I couldn't talk. Then I could not stop laughing. Of course, they all had looked at me like I was nuts... but to me, it was the most hilarious of things ever! Or another favorite... Jason who was studying for a religion test back in his grade school days, we were talking bible history and I asked, "who was the kid in the basket?" The look I got was priceless!!! He says, "Mom do you mean Moses?" and finishes under his breath "the kid in the basket"... that's a good one! That is going in the book! {Our fictitious book of all of my mom-isms they have laughed at over the years} I have a sense of humor... it is though something no one understands! I am in great need of that kind of laughter!
Humor is a wonderful thing if a person can find it and relate to it! Some verbiage some think as funny only serves as dry sarcasm which I can not appreciate. Or the put-downs some find funny only to add insult to injury. The people who want to cause inflict to a sore subject because they find it funny to make fun of and the expensive of... so they can get their kicks. I have spent a lifetime of being made fun over my weight, my height, my nose and other body parts... my characteristics of being Italian and having some crazy DNA heritage. It is what it is and I have STACKED UP NICELY!
EX: The insult to injury; In an attempt (for her) to find humor and to have a "one-up" the obese gal that my ex had moved into his house {behind my back,} she had sent me this ludicrous email to attempt claim to {LOL} that to this day I crack up over! {You want to talk about being misinformed} She says, " You know people refer to you as that big nose gal that just works at that place on Broadway..."
Please tell me what was that supposed to do? Was I supposed to be insulted or scared or intimidated?
Hmmm, lets see? SMH ! NAH!
Kinda shows foolishness on her part... because she fell for the immature cackle of a bunch of bar drunks and the missed information that was purposely left out. See, I had already been educated ... college... and had studied journalism, communications, psychology and was back at studying to become a life and a business coach. Intimidation tactics or the unlikeliness of a bad joke do not work well with me, I find no humor in... especially if you yourself are an overweight obese unhealthy creature that drinks too much trying to fit in with a bunch of yahoo's that tell the same drunk humorless joke over and over. I think the laugh was on her! Especially when she sent me a few last messages (to team up with her. LOL OMG! Shall we talk immature?) after she had been thrown out, bought off and replaced by his latest fiasco an overweight, bleach-blond, stark- black, eyelined Haag.
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It is the everyday life that we each live that we need to find something that makes us smile. It just makes up for the mundane reality that each of us muddles through to get by and survive with what we have to deal with. I have had many reasons to smile over the last few years. Something that I was not able to find prior to... The way I now approach life is nothing compared to what I have ever known before and the things that make me smile do not come with big price tags or fancy gifts but the simplicity in which way I approach my work, my health, my g-kids. The way I interact with my clients, my camera and how I choose to view their positions, stance and lot in life and the many things I have to smile about! OPPORTUNITY!
My house is a "temporary" small home but I smile that there is a roof over my head. The kitchen ceiling may be falling... LOL but hey the chandelier still works! I smile! I may have too many pets but I smile because no matter how I look or what kind of day I have had they are happy to greet me and remind me of how unconditional love works! I may have no pension but I smile that every day that I get to get up and make some happy choices about how I make a living. I smile about the creativity that flows in and out of my life and the inspiration I am able to offer my customers, followers and my students that purchase my classes! I smile that my style and fashion trends often pique curiosity and I am asked advice on... and often! I smile when customers and clients ask about the products I use on my hair and gladly smile when I am able to share the links in which I make money because of those products! Etc Etc Etc...
I expect no one to understand my motives. It really is no one's business to how I operate and maneuver through this life. Its also not my business to care what other people think of me... honestly do not care!
I smile often at how I choose not to need certain "things" in my life. There is a great difference in needing something or someone as to wanting something or someone... All things, I teach in any of my coaching classes. We all can choose to exist or choose to purposely live with things that make us smile. It cost nothing to put that smile across your face. It cost nothing to find humor in all situations. Laughter and smiling are contagious, It makes people want to be around you. People gravitate towards happy souls...
I am not in the business of being around people who sink me to new low levels. I am not in the business to be concerned with people who choose not to be happy or choose to keep making poor choices or staying stuck. I am not in the business of being concerned with people who depend on other people to find their place in this life!
I am in the business of teaching! I am in the business of being true to my purpose and my calling! I am in the business and would love to show you how to live your best life with everything you have gone through I will teach you how to refind your smile! Please inquire kitrynmarie@gmail.com
I have open bookings for:
Law of Attractions/vision board 101Learn the art of Writing/ The who, what, where, how and why!
Blogging and Branding/ Showing you the ins and outs of marketing good content
Business Coaching for Creative minded woman who wants to start a blog, a website starting etc... your own side hustle.
I also have openings for photo-shoots St. Louis mo and surrounding areas packages start at 225.00 1 outfit location of your choice (local) Up to 5 people. 2 hours.
Please visit https://kmgraphicapparelandart.weebly.com and https://kitryn-marie.weebly.com to learn more!
A woman who has the mind to "NEVER" be anything other than...can be pretty dangerously successful!
Be Happy Be Blessed!
Kitryn Marie
One of the greatest lessons I teach is there are 7 billion people in this world. How you choose to relate to any of my work depends on you. If it hits a nerve/strikes a chord only you know why! If people wanted to be written about kindly than they should have behaved better!
So smile, because people watch and they love to talk... and I usually know more than I will ever say! (maybe) ;)
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